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Oh, that's great, honey.
I'm serious, Stewie.
All right, come on now! That's not helping!
Oh, boy, nice to be back home.
Guys, I got some great news!
Aw, man, what-what do we call him now?
that you would understand and be able to accept this.
I [bleep] your dad.
My dad? My other mother?
Hey, here's to exciting, new opportunities on the Internet.
I'm changing my future, not my past.
What are we gonna do next month?
Sure am. He was like a hero to me when I was growing up.
And we're prepared for that.
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Oh, how thoughtful.
Uh...
Get out of there, you dirty little bastard!
I was wrong to just assume
Oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct.
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to be different, so be very nice.
My dad, my dad, talking about decorating
you know how much I love balls
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
Your dad was very brave back in Southeast Asia.
Yeah, and someday, when you're ready,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh Davide How there you missed the school bus and Hawk the horn on the bus and pop the tires in deflate them You're grounded grounded grounded grounded for 45000000000000000
Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.
Wow, did you say, "Web-based Internet series?"
Here, Lois, take a look.
What are you gonna name it, huh?
the rest of my life or miserable?
I am, I am.
♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪
We forgot to tell him thanks.
surrounded by seamen.
At ease, ladies.
surrounded by seamen.
All right, you're all done. Go.
or should I get the can of pennies?
Where do you buy your clothes?
Lois, that doesn't make any sense at all.
Your dad had the best penis in the military.
He didn't actually move, he's just visiting!
Hey, guys. Come on in.
See.
Wow.
I'm just going away for a few days.
They just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.
I can't believe-- Oh, no, it's back.
I fucked your mom
Wow, I could never be a writer.
What?
You know, not half bad.
Glenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world.
Oh, yeah? What about my future, huh?
What the hell was that?
And I was.
My dad wanted me to tell you he would be thrilled
♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Brian, take it easy. You're not leaving forever.
No. Total sex change.