Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do sit down, please. Merrill, you and your mother can sit over here.
Well, that's it. I still don't think she's gonna hold.
Here they come. They're all within 50 miles.
That's gotta hurt
- Finders keepers, pal. - That's mine.
- You wanna see it? - See what?
- What do ya say? - Ba-ba-loo!
'cause I trust your judgment
- A drifter. - A drifter?
Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!
Life is nothin' but a slap in the face
Not good. Not good. Think.
Listen. Listen. No, no!
No. I'm not. I'm not a bus driver.
One flip of the coin and the franchise goes straight down the crapper.
I'm sorry. I almost got us killed.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no. That's just an expression.
I can't go to El Paso with this.
I'll meet you in Silver City. Don't forget your key.
No! That's unacceptable!
- I can jump farther. - No way. Watch.
We're haulin' ass. All righty.
First one there keeps it all.
She's out back. She's having a baby.
Just be cool.
- Open the door. - Thank you!
It can't fail.
Thank you. It's beautiful. We had a great time.
toenails, shave my buttocks.
Flight 115 to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I almost forgot. There's a dandy shortcut.
You swore to me on your mother's eyes we are here to see David Copperfield.
we should've stayed home we didn't stay home
which was conducted at the California Institute of Technology.
- Look out! - Don't tell me how to drive!
I'm a little disappointed, but I'm an adult.
Phil.
I'd like to introduce the real star of tonight's show.
We believe that, aerodynamically...
Silver City? It is the finish line.
Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance?
The guy's gonna be alive for like two minutes and then...
Life ain't nothin' but a big rat race
I think I'm gonna take the stairs too.
Sorry.
- I guess that's that, huh? - Right.
not when there were children going to bed hungry every night.
- How much is it? - It doesn't matter. We'll take it.
And a tow truck.
- Come on! Let's go! - Okay, okay.
Watch out!
You don't know what the shortcut is. It could be a dirt road.
We have a midsized Caprice.
And neither am I! I'll tell you something, brother.
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
the very same car on display outside in our courtyard.
She's my psychic. She's the one who told me to come look for you.
Randy?
I'll kill 'im! I'm gonna...
- Family. Blood relatives. - The Himmler Hessin Von Sturichberg...
- She was Hitler's girlfriend. - Give us a kiss.
- Charlene? - His ex-girlfriend, or so I thought.
- What? - He did it himself from a kit.
None! I didn't watch it.
Duane, please stop.
A job's just another job for me.
'Cause you said he had a sex change.
Breathing is important.
- I have your bill right here. - Great. Thank you.
I don't know what his angle is, but there's always an angle.
Where... Where do I find a drifter?
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action...
They make crackerjack pets. I taught this one to shake hands.
God!
He's sleeping.
Is it good?
Forget the bags! Let's go!
And he's going to the locker.
This is so exciting. I've never been on a private plane before.
just in case you see a squirrel, okay?
- We gotta get off! - Ladies. You know the rules.
This room is fabulous.
Wow! The Barbie Museum.
We gotta go.
George, don't eat that.
I Love Lucy convention in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Three hours ago I was in the airport. I had a job. I was reading a book.
- A shark bite? - Yeah.
To show there's no hard feelings, chocolate shakes all around.
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
Blaine! Blaine! It's me.
- Hurry up! - The bags?
Hey, everybody, who's the world's greatest bus driver?
All right, sorry.