Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Vera Baker.
- So, it'll relax you. - I mean, I'm flying. I'm a pilot.
Come on, Nick. Let's go.
They're always pissed... They're Liberals It's like it's their job
- Bev, his and her bathrobes. - Yes.
The hooker... The hooker... The hooker is taking the money.
'Cause he knows, don't mess with us.
They took her to Circuit City?
He ruined our whole vacation!
My God! What was I thinking? I want my five months back!
featuring two sexy soul sisters..."
Don't worry. My father's a navy pilot. I've been flying since I was 15.
We never get to stop anywhere I want to.
There's a bathroom in the back.
I don't think so.
Which movie runs in my mind? Rat Race. Keep on driving the bus no matter the chaos.
Mimosa.
- Guess what I got back there. - You just told me.
I really like your dike. Bike.
That's it, Tracy. You and I are through.
I'm gonna try to steal that Corvette right there.
So much to do, so much to see
Now, as you know, the odds against winning a jackpot downstairs...
Where you goin'? Maybe I can drop you off.
It's the gambling experience of a lifetime.
And we're going public.
- I'm Nick Schaffer. - Tracy Faucet.
personal liability, blah, blah, blah.
That's Charlene's car.
- This is your license? - Yes, it is.
There's at least one.
I don't care what you get as long as it's fast.
Come on. Come on. Fetch. Fetch it.
for one of our many white, Christian, non-Jewish friends...
Why? Why my hat?
Aw!
Look at it. It's gonna leak like a sieve.
Gentlemen, grab your drinks. We're going to Silver City.
'cause I trust your judgment.
- Yes, I do. - My God, what have I done?
Just one and hurry.
It's fantastic, isn't it?
I guess...
- I'm no bus driver. - Don't say that.
I got nowhere to go!!
We don't have much time.
- Get up! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
All that glitters is gold
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press...
Please. Come in.
The world is gonna roll me
And she was lookin' kind of dumb
Donkey Princess Fiona
- Are you Harold? - Yes.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m haulin ass
I was here for a friend's bachelor party. I guess he's the gambler.
As you go in the front door, there's some lockers on the right.
Mucus gushing... It's gushing.
Sure. What would you like?
You're fine! You look great.
- Hey, hey! - I know what I'm doing!
Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid
I got nowhere to go!!!
All right, little brother, you steal a car.
It's a race. It's a race.
Okay, we're at 2.4 miles.
Do it! Just shut up and get it done!
Wow! A Barbie Museum! Can we stop?
pull yourselves together and bring us a drink?
Oh, yeah, go to the moon
Hi. Do you think you gals could...
Duane, stop the car! Stop the car!
Mother of mercy! Where'd you come from? Car trouble?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. We've been in line over 20 minutes.
Mr. Calvert, what is the current land speed record?
The young woman in the black coat. She looks desperate.
- Sex change? - Yeah.
Comin' through!
I'll get him. I'm gonna get you, stupid hardware guy!
Please, Daddy. Please, please, please, please, please.
- That'll be 10.50, buddy. - Keep the change.
Hello, Owen!
All right, take those off right now.
you have the chance of playing a game...
Good boy!
Quick! The pants. And the hat.
- Guys, I need this balloon. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Give it to me. You can't play that. - Why not?
It's on fire!
- You happy? You happy? - Okay.
Yes, but she has her mother with her.
A joke. He made a joke.
Gordon, stay here and watch the board. Tell us where they're going.
vagina.
- Where are you from, Harry? - From here.
No! No! Shut up, you crazy Lucy bitches! Shut up!