Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm afraid,
To my wife Marge.
Ho-ho! Don't worry, dude,
You're in uniform, Lou.
if each letter is assigned a numeric value
No, no you didn't. Kickin? Don't look at me. Look at DogDay.
In case I don't make it,
No!
because of this improperly filled-out police report,
You gave that hog a day of beauty,
I miss Shamrock Shakes, but they ain't coming back till March!
I got to go with the chief on this one.
Hey, could you set us up down here?
Whoa! There's a big surprise.
I guess I knew that.
Look at him eyeing me. He knows I taste best.
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and I didn't get nothing!