Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

50% attention-seeking,
Sorry, but I just discovered I have some scruples.
You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace
The girl that got away.
Sorry. He isn't coming.
Unfortunately, all our cannonballs were melted down
Cable news!
A local boy clings to life in a story
I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.
I don't want to think about it!
spent her life expressing her sexuality with a Zen garden.
My boy's okay!
my Apple stock is up 3,500%.
No one's that good.
to make a statue of Joe Paterno,
there's a question I must pose.
What a scoop!
There's heat. I just don't turn it on.
but she's a nun.
Yes, we shall see.
Dead?
I won't think about it.
Aw, you misheard that on purpose!
If it makes you feel worse,
which we changed to look like Eugene Levy.