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a veterinarian who works in the building,
Well, it hurt, okay?
This is great.
I was Ted's best friend for seven years.
I went in, expecting the worst.
I'm sorry I yelled out "Abby."
You're thinking of having sex with Ted?
A two-syllable "damn."
I'd never seen Muffin that calm,
- In what? - In you.
The-the shapes are neat.
Well, if you didn't want the painting, can I...
"No Country for Straight Men."
Hey, how was yo day?
Have you guys met my girlfriend Abby?
Yeah, we're dirt to them.
Anyway, because your first painting worked so well,
I'm sorry I yelled out "Ted."
- Ted said Marshall was his best friend. - Seven years!
A few weeks ago, Ted dumped me as his wingman.
Let me freshen your drink.
My wife stole an awesome painting from the museum!
- Will you marry me? - Wait, really?
Uh, yeah, I don't think Abby knows you're kidding.