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You know what I hate most about Ted?
- We need money fast. - Well, give me a week.
I have some leads on a job, but until then, I just...
He'd be doing great with a woman...
something amazing happened.
So I'm thinking Labor Day. I was going to say Fourth of July,
Yeah, that was a bit. We were doing a bit.
- Ted. - Ted.
...Barney knew who to look for.
I shoot the tank, boom! No more shark.
- Are you as turned on as I am? - Probably not quite as much.
Oh, honey, hello.
I totally pull them off! It's a classic Western look.
can I at least get it back?
Oh, that's right.
the one in the nice frame.
I really like that painting!
What a beautiful rainbow!
by the cold, blue light of my computer monitor.
and then a little later the same thing happened again with Tidbit...
you know, to say thanks for being such a supportive husband.
and then the strangest thing happened.
Good oil paintings go for like, $500.
A G-CWOK!
Barney, I, I see what you're doing. Please stop.
That's two grand. That's more than we need for the contractor.
And just as she was about to lose all hope,