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Excuse me, I'm sorry,
(imitating lawnmower whirring)
in front of the whole school.
Oh, my gosh, wow!
And again, we cannot show you the nude photos
And I can't believe I forgot to wear pants.
-Who? -It was set in the Vietnam War.
phil spencer is the biggest boy
Look, you got to call the publisher
Well, here we are.
Oh, (bleep)!
It was all ad-libbed.
That's the first thing I understood.
My uncle didn't fall out of the casket, though.
("Depression" by Elmer Bernstein plays)
MAN: Give us a strut downstage!
because someone has something he doesn't.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.
-Where are you going? China? -That's the hope.
He died with my aunt in a car crash.
Alexa? Play the sad song from Stripes.
-Right on the bone. Ow! -Do you wish to proceed?
(school bell ringing)
I'm funny.
I'll never forgive you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-- Meg, Meg, Meg!
Principal Shepherd fat-shamed Chris
And now I'm living in my car,
It's natural that we'd be at each other's throats, all right?
Huh? No!
And it's just "Firstname Shepherd"
That "fat" is going to win him Biggest Boy at the state fair.
we ask you to please refrain from looking at your iPad
We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family.
Oh, boy, Brian's upset
I offered him posterior intimacy.
was wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so much,
Swishy the Football Baby?