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the North Sea satellite detected a signal,
Take me to your leader!
But the body has been brought here.
God, I was busy.
-Tell me now. -I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here.
This is all about us. Alien experts.
I just assumed that's what aliens looked like.
it is my duty to relieve you of command.
I have an army to command!
You've been gone a whole year. Sorry! (SIGHS)
What do you think? How's the compression?
(WHOOSHING)
(THUD)
Anyway.
Do it!
(STOMACH GURGLING)
Pardon me. It's a nervous stomach.
He's not! 'Cause he gave me this.
I've been having such fun.
If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs.
and only been gone, what, 12 hours?
It literally vanished.
Doctor?
Tom Hitchingson is at the scene.
(PANTING) We're miles from the centre.
You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SCREAMS)
Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh,
I've seen all that stuff up there,
-You're kidding! -I'm not! (LAUGHS)
Now back to Tom Hitchingson.
(WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
An extraordinary event unfolding here live in Central London.
The President will address the nation live from the White House,
It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it?
You look deep enough on the Internet or in the history books,
Oi! Doctor!
Hmm. Look, I'm sorry, it's just impossible.
'Cause he's worked for them.
(GROWLING)
I'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital.
Where the hell is he?