Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

More like a mermaid.
You cannot just wander...
Right. There's a spaceship on the Thames, and you're just wandering.
See you later.
How long have I been gone?
It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months.
I don't know. Seems very human to me.
(LOUD WHIRRING)
Your face.
We are the Slitheen.
I was a murder suspect because of you.
I cancelled it. They'd only get in the way.
ALL: The Martians!
Darling, you're breaking up.
A state of national emergency has been declared.
(FARTS) Blimey!
(INDISTINCT)
There's aliens out there,
(MAN SCREAMING)
Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan.
(ALIEN LAUGHS)
Twelve months. Waited for you and the Doctor to come back!
(LAUGHS)
(FARTS) Oops! There I go. (FARTING)
That's all right. You go.
Planet Earth is at war.
(SIREN WAILING)
But I swear, it's just a few days since I left you.
-...or I risk never seeing you again. -I cradled her like a child!
She's never gonna forgive me.
(GROANS)
-No, it's Ricky. -I think I know my own name.
It's alive.
They must have some serious technology behind this.
-Okay. -I am, though.
The roads are clearing. Let's go and have a look at that spaceship.
(CHUCKLES)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke.
but is it true what they're saying?
Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene? Quick as we can, please.
All I can say is that your daughter and her companion
Excuse me, sir.