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Where were you?
(GROANING)
(THUDDING)
MAN ON MEGAPHONE: Do not move! Step away from the box!
There's a strange man in my bedroom.
(SIREN WAILING)
Patched in the radar, looped it back 12 hours,
that the government's bringing in alien specialists,
Some boyfriend he turned out to be.
The whole of London must be closing down.
This is a bit posh.
They turn the body into a suit, a disguise for the thing inside!
(METAL CLANKS)
Nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away.
Hmm?
When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship?
And that's real?
(SIGHS)
They get us.
The building's evacuated, patients moved out onto the streets.
Spread out, tell the perimeter it's a lockdown.
Us.
I think I've got too much ballast round the middle.
Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect.
Er, sir?
-Ricky. -It's Mickey.
I meant to phone, I really did. I just... I forgot.
You ask her, she won't tell me.
(SCREAMING)
(SPEED-DIALLING)
The Prime Minister left Downing Street. He was driven away!
Today might see it end.
(LAUGHING)
No one knows what they're going to find.
Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North.
And, uh, better keep the Tardis out of sight. Ricky!
Coma, shock, hibernation, anything. What does it look like?
And for something a little extra special...
(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry, I really am.
detailing the actions to be taken by the government of Great Britain
Oh, my God!
This is outrageous.
but the Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies.
Just this morning you were tiny and small and made of clay.
Every day, I looked.
Has someone been naughty?
(SOBBING)
Margaret Blaine, she's with MI5.
The only people with the knowledge how to find them
My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. (HUFFS)
See? The spaceship did a slingshot
of my frankly magnificent time ship,
(JOSEPH LAUGHING)
-It hurt! -You're so gay!
A body of some sort has been found inside the wreckage of a spacecraft.
Did you think about me at all?
Of course, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see?
I mean, that's hair-raising.
Don't shoot!
Spaceships. Pigs. Massive diversion. From what?
Oh, that's just not fair.
Harriet Jones. MP, Flydale North.