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I don't think we should judge ourselves too harshly about that.

I can't sell a reunion concert without the band, it's ridiculous.

I know, I just don't have anyone else to talk to about it.

Bodies by Jason. Wow.

Hey, I have an apartment.

You have a tree and everything? Mm-hmm.

First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.

I didn't touch your... You touched my upper breast.

Have you ever built a fort, Wendy?

but I'm curious, what's he in for?

I hope this doesn't come off as super-cheesy,

Should we talk about our fight?

Yeah, it's as bad as it gets.

You can't use up a Jew card. That's the whole point of a Jew card.

That's just it, people love widowers.

and I think I'm gonna take it.

You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys.

That's not even the order that that happens in!

I am a "Good-Time Sally." I dance hip-hop.

Well, would you fuck him?

PETE: Quit killing each other! Mom, please come out.

Why do we fight?

To try not to get a boner.

Why would you do that? Did you just touch my mom's nipple?

I just... My breasts are under my shirt.

I get paid to go out on dates.

DEBBIE: What else did they say?

What? Not great.

of understanding about what it was like in the '60s.

She's so cute. She's so tall.

No, I know. They love you there.

What'd you do? Wait. Stop, stop, stop.

I'll chew through you!

He's smarter and probably a little cuter.

Stop crying! Stop crying!

We have to break this record. Otherwise, we're not here next year.

(CLEARS THROAT)

It's not your fault you can't feel love.

All right. See you, Pete.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm still waiting for numbers to come in.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

It's a little pricey.

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I'm glad you're here.

And I would totally "do sex" with you.

Wow. You know...

I want a list of at least 30 ideas of what we can do to change this.

Let me ask you a question. Who do you like better Simon or Garfunkel?

That's killer, man. That's so much money.

Shut up! Okay, stop saying "shut up"!

and showing it all off with my Vidal Sassoon haircuts.

All of it is reenactments.

Best birthday ever!

Sadie said, "That's so lame and immature that you're doing that."

I need you to look at it, all right?

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

Dancer Chicks Have Great Asses.

It's like a size of a small pig. I've got a photo of it.

I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.

So, thank you all for coming.

(SIGHS) Come on. Are you trying to start a fight?

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It just slipped out.

Okay. Okay? Okay? Okay?

Congratulations.

Never seen you at Hanukah or Christmas or Ramadan, nothing.

(LAUGHING) Yes.

And we're ready to start this new phase of our lives with open hearts.

Probably I'm gonna start with Karen Carpenter's head.

She isn't hurting anyone.

Right? She threatened you. She screamed at you. She cursed at him.

I don't know how to sell this. I'm not an art dealer.

LARRY: Are you sure that's him?

You know, I fuck like Ross from Friends.

I gotta make a call.

Which is inside, it's not even outside. We know where we work.

Can you go outside without me for a little bit?

Spend more time alone together.

Hi. I saw you there.

I hear our kids have been chatting online.

I know, I wasn't... I didn't say anything.

Okay, you better check her meds and get 'em right.

Look, I can do it, too. Watch.

So, hit her back!

so everything's just kind of... (WHISTLES)

because we couldn't afford to fly in The Rumour.

Jesus. That's very unfortunate.

Okay, there's the first official "fuck you."

And the lettuce is so fresh and tasty

Let me see, then.

You guys took away my shit before I could watch the last two episodes.

I'd poison your cupcakes that you pretend not to eat every day.

and that's the second mortgage.

I've got to go to the podiatrist,

Because you're gonna pay for my door.

And a quiet Cancer almost always has a huge penis.

and then I actually transferred it to the T-shirt.

I know, but based on what the market's like, it's like you're gaining money,

That's why her ear got better. So, go fuck your witch doctor.

And now just say, "Jason" Jason.

Hey! Did you miss me, Travis?

Snitches wind up in ditches.

I want to get the fuck out of the moment.

We have to change this.

You know what? I don't want to have a party here.

There's some meat in there.

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Good luck working that out.

I wanna be a 12.

There's something that you can't...

Isn't that fun? In the spirit?

Time to wake up. Okay.

Grow up, Green Day!

Do you think that I took it?

It's fucking Jodi.

How do we break you out of here?

MAN: Cut! (ALL LAUGHING)

and, somehow, you turned me into Garfunkel.

I came in like a wrecking ball

Claire takes care of your brothers!

And you should get to know your little sister.

And then we shake it.

Looks like a plant trying to reach the sun.

She can have vegetables and fruits.

Pete, Jason's here.

but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.

Oh, well, that's good.

Gluten's really bad for you.

That sounds right, doesn't it?

Of course I'm upset about Lost!

Is he asks for nothing.

It's a hat with the Oreo logo on it.

And why the fuck would you believe Desi?

Oh, God, you know what?

She's a little pip, just like her mommy.

Do you want to know a secret? I took a Viagra.

Well, out of 300 million Americans,

No, but you won't be living with us.

No, man. That ain't me.

No stressing over tiny things.

Uh, construction. They're sanding our deck.

Or even better yet... Better yet,

I know. She's tough.