Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!

I knew it! I knew it! Bill Murray. The MAN.

we might have been able...

I am a general.

There's an alarm. It's probably a fire and all that. Just FYI.

That was the show. I'm not that guy!

The magnetism of the minefield is disrupting our instruments.

Sir? Your orders?

I see you managed to get your shirt off!

All right, dinner's at 7:00.

Hundreds to die,

So, tell me, Mathesar,

All right, Brandon, I see five ducts in this room.

Sorry... The door's a little sticky. Did you see that?

Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?

and I want you guys to go with me, please.

we have begun to document our history from your example.

Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does?

our people were one people.

I would like to explain the history between our people

Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it.

Just 10 more minutes, okay, Ma? I promise.

Tommy, Tommy, let's go!

Will they grade it? You dont know!

which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously,

It's the simple things in life you treasure

You're kidding!

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Then, Alex and Gwen and I will go get a sphere.

Jason, I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak.

I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us.

I am sorry. You deserve to be shown.

- Home. - You mean Earth?

Tear her apart!

The was a model.. As big as this..

that would obliterate all matter in the universe.

Don't forget to buy a Galaxy Quest T-shirt on your way out. Thank you.

I know! You construct some sort of weapon Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

Memory checksum invalid. Core systems hardware damaged.

Thrust ahead, full!

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? HONESTLY NICK, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.

Yeah, Gwen, you got me.

Explain as you would a child

in case you changed your mind.

...its like throwing gasoline on a flame.

You ever think about that?

The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on.

- Right. - Well, you know what?

Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating.

to be present at this historic event.

Oh, my God, you're alive.

YEAH, HEH. SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE TOO. THAT WAS SHARLA, RIGHT?

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter...

But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift

It's just a television show, that's all, okay?

I'm just jazzed about bein' in the tryouts, man.

They're here for you, folks. Come on!

I understand completely that it's just a TV show.

I look forward to meeting you all in person when you arrive at the ship.

The whole thing was just a misunderstanding.

No, my arm is broke. Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

to handle the negotiations.

from the lessons garnered from the historical documents.

What kind of a signal?

Aft vector guards, 96% damage.

This isn't some kind of prank! I'm not kidding. Guys, guys, listen.

Core implosion estimated in six minutes.

We're getting you out right now. It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb?

Yeah! All right!

- moving toward the green thingy. - What?

I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

Go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage.

That the Commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship?

and something is up there then it kills me.

Yes, we programmed the food synthesizer for each of you

Take it from us, we've been all over the universe.

If you have any mercy within you, please, let me die.

But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it.

Just Harold When Ragnur gets hit by hold person

Alexander, get to the barracks,

How did it come to this?

- Mommy! - Tommy!

Red scarf, black shoes. Wait.

- I don't like this at all. - They are so cute.

Do you know what time it is?

Man, where the hell is he? An hour and a half late?

I have studied your missions extensively.

I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time!

a bunch of chompy-crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

- Come here. - Jason.

Set it on screensaver two.

Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite of the adventurous.

- What did he say? - Hold, please.

Well, press "turbo."

Okay, just push the blue button.

Yeah! All right.

please commander you are our last hope

But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster

in our dealings with Sarris.