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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hallelujah Hallelujah
I just had to guess Gessssssssssssde mr fess mr gesse
When I'm gone, I'm never really gone, you think you're movin' on, but it won't be for long, you'll see
-That’s when you told Linda Belcher. -That’s when I told Linda Belcher what?
-Your very good friend? -Your very good friend?
It was because he hated having to write thank you notes.
[DOOR SLAMS]
I'm going to be an angel.
...made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?
What do you think about that?
Would you like to buy a Thanksgiving wreath?
Giving. The only real joy is giving.
In the Bible. Does it say anything about Mary wearing glasses?
There is a momma in a box! Oh.
Like, wow.
I'm making out my Christmas list.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
Kind of a steep hill, isn't it?
Why did I say hockey stick?
...the trolls hate me.
All 50 of them.
Hark.
I live in mortal dread of getting out on the stage...
-H, E, Double Hockey sticks? -H, E, Double Hockey sticks?
-That’s when you told Hopper. -That’s when I told Hopper what?
Except for the part of getting lots of presents...
Okay, get up. I wanna lie in that beanbag.
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