Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Scooter (1985) - S10 E16 That Looks Like Linus Van Pelt February 23, 1995

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Yes, ma'am, I sold my whole collection of comic books.

I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.

If I don't do it, no one else will, and he'll never exist.

There is a momma in a box! Oh.

Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.

Hockey Stick HAHAHAHAHAHA

When your kid breaks two sticks in one day…

All I had to say was Happy Birtbday But I said Hark!!

And the teacher says I’m going to adopt Jeffy as a new one. Scooter (1985) - S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?

I hate being a sheep.

All your lines.

To take passengers to cotton production states Like Louisiana, Tennessee and Texas.

Sure. I sold my whole comic book collection to get the money.

And he compared himself to a partridge being hunted.

There's a play on words here, you see?

...dreaded the thought of receiving Christmas gifts.

I said hockey stick.

[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]

You what? Scooter (1985) S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

If you don't give her exactly what she's expecting...

That’s great Earth.

I'm practicing my line for the Christmas play.