Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christmas vacation?

I can't remember my lines, Marcie.

I said hockey stick

Don't hang it near the turkey.

[AUDIENCE WHISTLES AND APPLAUDS]

-What was his name again? -Santa Claus.

Do you have a Billie Jean King?

(Applause) [music]

I can't stand it.

Then how can Snoopy being in my house instead of Daisy Hill Puppy Farm? Scooter (1985) - S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

"Stop being so horrid, Linda Belcher, Be quiet, people are trying to sleep

Send her a nice card and tell her to keep her hands in her pockets.

A sheep doesn't get to do anything.

At least I've never heard of one.

Don't you realize you're adding to the over-commercializing of Christmas?

Looks like the play will start soon.

Why can’t I ever be a wrong number? Scooter (1985) - S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

I have always wondered how actors remember all those lines.

That's right, sir. She asked me yesterday.

Marcie, what book were we supposed to read during Thanksgiving vacation?

Good luck. Break a leg.

My mind has gone blank. I'm doomed.

That’s great Earth.

Do you know what you are doing?

I said hockey stick

You drive me crazy.

Merry Christmas anyway, sir.

Twenty-five dollars for a pair of gloves?