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and eyes that were either sky blue, powder blue,

Well, that shirt you're wearing is gay.

if my vagina had ever been on television.

until you have a child. It can change who you are.

and not getting anywhere.

We haven't technically had sex yet.

- Your skin is wrinkly. - Yeah?

- You wanna help me out? - Fo' shizzle.

Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.

- How you doing, beautiful? - Turk, you're here.

Okay, let me just read the last of the cons.

and you're all checked in and I got you an orderly

Curly blond hair and dimples

Kids are great, we both make good money,

All right, we are definitely sexually compatible.

Greatest show ever.

End of story. Jackie.

Jordan, you okay?

because that's easier to clean and I hate ironing.

- Oh, God, I'm thirsty. - Really?

Oh, he's not talking about the baby.

- Should we keep it or get rid of it? - I don't know.