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Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.

Kids are great, we both make good money,

- Your skin is wrinkly. - Yeah?

All right, we are definitely sexually compatible.

and you're all checked in and I got you an orderly

if my vagina had ever been on television.

Greatest show ever.

We haven't technically had sex yet.

- Oh, God, I'm thirsty. - Really?

- You wanna help me out? - Fo' shizzle.

Jordan, you okay?

Oh, he's not talking about the baby.

and eyes that were either sky blue, powder blue,

because that's easier to clean and I hate ironing.

Curly blond hair and dimples

Okay, let me just read the last of the cons.

End of story. Jackie.

- Should we keep it or get rid of it? - I don't know.

and not getting anywhere.

until you have a child. It can change who you are.

Well, that shirt you're wearing is gay.

- How you doing, beautiful? - Turk, you're here.