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and eyes that were either sky blue, powder blue,

Okay, let me just read the last of the cons.

Oh, he's not talking about the baby.

if my vagina had ever been on television.

- Oh, God, I'm thirsty. - Really?

- You wanna help me out? - Fo' shizzle.

because that's easier to clean and I hate ironing.

Curly blond hair and dimples

Kids are great, we both make good money,

Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.

- Should we keep it or get rid of it? - I don't know.

and not getting anywhere.

until you have a child. It can change who you are.

Jordan, you okay?

Well, that shirt you're wearing is gay.

We haven't technically had sex yet.

- How you doing, beautiful? - Turk, you're here.

- Your skin is wrinkly. - Yeah?

All right, we are definitely sexually compatible.

and you're all checked in and I got you an orderly

Greatest show ever.

End of story. Jackie.