Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So helpful! - Don't take it out on The Todd.
- They're about to start. - Turkleton!
I believe he would beg to differ.
He's so sweet.
I'm putting that down in the pro "let's have a baby" category.
Well, not so much table linens as place mats.
- Kirsten Dunst? - Owen Wilson. Yeah.
- Stylish big daddy hat. - Check.
My mommy had an abortion!
Okay, Brown Bear, commence Operation Brown Cub.
I want the whole world to know my baby's having a baby!
I've gotta order the birth announcements,
Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business or Jesus'.
You know what? Neither one of us should have to go first.
- Hello! - Oh, hey, Ted. Cool.
Okay. Here are the final pros.
Maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now.
Ice chips, ice chips, ice-ice chips-chips!
Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
- Sorry, Dr. Turk, no ice machines. - No!
All right, now hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
- You're right. - So let's go. Do you like kids?
He's being unreasonable. Okay.
Will you just cut the crap and stop treating your son
who would neglect their kid?
Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers, 23 milkshakes...
We are so happy for you.
That was from me.