Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's so sweet.
who would neglect their kid?
My mommy had an abortion!
- So helpful! - Don't take it out on The Todd.
He's being unreasonable. Okay.
That was from me.
Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
- Kirsten Dunst? - Owen Wilson. Yeah.
I want the whole world to know my baby's having a baby!
- Hello! - Oh, hey, Ted. Cool.
I'm putting that down in the pro "let's have a baby" category.
All right, now hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business or Jesus'.
- Stylish big daddy hat. - Check.
Maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now.
Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers, 23 milkshakes...
- Sorry, Dr. Turk, no ice machines. - No!
I've gotta order the birth announcements,
- They're about to start. - Turkleton!
Okay. Here are the final pros.
Okay, Brown Bear, commence Operation Brown Cub.
Well, not so much table linens as place mats.
Ice chips, ice chips, ice-ice chips-chips!
I believe he would beg to differ.
- You're right. - So let's go. Do you like kids?
Will you just cut the crap and stop treating your son
We are so happy for you.
You know what? Neither one of us should have to go first.