Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- They're about to start. - Turkleton!
Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers, 23 milkshakes...
Will you just cut the crap and stop treating your son
Okay. Here are the final pros.
Ice chips, ice chips, ice-ice chips-chips!
- Sorry, Dr. Turk, no ice machines. - No!
- Hello! - Oh, hey, Ted. Cool.
My mommy had an abortion!
Maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now.
Well, not so much table linens as place mats.
We are so happy for you.
That was from me.
I'm putting that down in the pro "let's have a baby" category.
You know what? Neither one of us should have to go first.
All right, now hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
He's being unreasonable. Okay.
He's so sweet.
I want the whole world to know my baby's having a baby!
I've gotta order the birth announcements,
- You're right. - So let's go. Do you like kids?
who would neglect their kid?
- Stylish big daddy hat. - Check.
- Kirsten Dunst? - Owen Wilson. Yeah.
- So helpful! - Don't take it out on The Todd.
Okay, Brown Bear, commence Operation Brown Cub.
I believe he would beg to differ.
Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business or Jesus'.