Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?

What's going on?

- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.

- I got nothing. - Appletinis.

close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.

- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.

Did somebody just say "abortion"?

- But what if... - No abortions.

who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.

We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,

I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?

This relationship is so new, we can't tell

Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.

My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!

so you can hear what your butt sounds like.

- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.

What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams

The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,

Maybe we should just take your car.

Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.

- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.

sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.

Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!