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who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.
What the...
so you can hear what your butt sounds like.
close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.
We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,
- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.
- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.
What's going on?
Maybe we should just take your car.
Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.
Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.
My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!
This relationship is so new, we can't tell
Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!
- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?
Okay, perfect.
What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams
The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,
I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?
Did somebody just say "abortion"?
sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.
- I got nothing. - Appletinis.
- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.
- But what if... - No abortions.
- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.