Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.

Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!

- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?

What's going on?

- I got nothing. - Appletinis.

- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.

- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.

My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!

sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.

I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?

What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams

Maybe we should just take your car.

We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,

The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,

- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.

Did somebody just say "abortion"?

who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.

Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.

so you can hear what your butt sounds like.

This relationship is so new, we can't tell

close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.

- But what if... - No abortions.

Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.