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Turk, you brought my suitcase, right?
Where do babies come from? Well...
Okay, looks like you're at about three centimeters.
Don't look at me like that. That was the first guy
Sometimes, when you need a miracle, you have to pray extra, extra hard.
Ice chips!
BOTH: That's how it happened!
Great vagina.
and it was like,
(IMITATING MAN'S VOICE) "It's nice to meet you."
- There's a lot to... - Maybe, but if we do, we can...
Carla, let me just see how far you can reach here.
- Why don't you ask your unicorn? - This is way over Justin's head.
Hiya, sport!
And here's a picture of your mom to watch over you.
I mean, I examined this one woman last month
- Suitcase. - Check.
will be able to witness the birth of our child live via webcam.
Sorry, Jack, the machine's broken.
You're a fatty fatty fatty...
How are my boys?
but she can't give me the silent treatment
all that minty-fresh gel, but instead of minty-fresh gel inside,
- Do you want to see it? - What? Oh, sure.
All right, I'm gonna go tell your sisters that this bad boy is about to pop off.