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I mean, I examined this one woman last month
Sorry, Jack, the machine's broken.
Sometimes, when you need a miracle, you have to pray extra, extra hard.
BOTH: That's how it happened!
Okay, looks like you're at about three centimeters.
Carla, let me just see how far you can reach here.
Great vagina.
- Suitcase. - Check.
- Why don't you ask your unicorn? - This is way over Justin's head.
Ice chips!
- Do you want to see it? - What? Oh, sure.
- There's a lot to... - Maybe, but if we do, we can...
And here's a picture of your mom to watch over you.
but she can't give me the silent treatment
All right, I'm gonna go tell your sisters that this bad boy is about to pop off.
Don't look at me like that. That was the first guy
and it was like,
You're a fatty fatty fatty...
(IMITATING MAN'S VOICE) "It's nice to meet you."
Turk, you brought my suitcase, right?
How are my boys?
will be able to witness the birth of our child live via webcam.
Hiya, sport!
all that minty-fresh gel, but instead of minty-fresh gel inside,
Where do babies come from? Well...