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but she can't give me the silent treatment
- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.
to take you to your room.
He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?
- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.
Or someone's stealing your thunder...
- Almost there? - Almost there.
- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.
We should make a list of pros and cons.
Carla's having a C-section.
Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.
They say you never realize your capacity to love
- I just love babies so much. - It's true.
- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.
Got it. Your baby has a tail.
Hey, guys.
That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,
Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.
So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.
and we've been as logical as we can here,
you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button
Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.