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Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.
Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.
So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.
Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.
- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.
He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?
Or someone's stealing your thunder...
That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,
- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.
- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.
- Almost there? - Almost there.
Carla's having a C-section.
- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.
to take you to your room.
- I just love babies so much. - It's true.
We should make a list of pros and cons.
They say you never realize your capacity to love
but she can't give me the silent treatment
and we've been as logical as we can here,
Hey, guys.
Got it. Your baby has a tail.
you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button