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Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.

Or someone's stealing your thunder...

He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?

- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.

but she can't give me the silent treatment

We should make a list of pros and cons.

That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,

Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.

to take you to your room.

- I just love babies so much. - It's true.

- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.

So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.

and we've been as logical as we can here,

- Almost there? - Almost there.

Got it. Your baby has a tail.

Carla's having a C-section.

They say you never realize your capacity to love

Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.

you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button

- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.

- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.