Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We just can't go to the supermarket to get some candy.

For example, you know, I really do...

All right. I know I've been kind of shooting off at the mouth lately.

You see? See? Smart people think this is funny.

Quick, Elaine, To my archives

It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation.

I saw it. -Did you?

You broke up with her because she cut her hair?

- Hey, Kramer. - Well, hey. You got some messages.

I wish I was taller. That's nice. That's real.

Some people should just give up. I have.

- You mean like-? - That.

Signed, crybaby Jerry Seinfeld's lawyer.

Yeah, well I got some engagement. This game stinks.

Well, we're hoping that if, perhaps the catalog is a little funnier...

Oh, it's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Thanks for watching Nine News. We leave you tonight with a scene...

We know what a face consists of.

I stink. You stink. It's show biz. Everybody stinks.

- What did you wanna be? - I don't remember...

And you wanna know why? Because I wrote it.

The Pig says, 'Linda is a slut'

we don't go to enough theatre

I'm never gonna talk again.

But then after that we really talked, didn't we?

Hi. I think you're really gonna like this...

Oh, no, right away. Chop-chop.

Well, how should I have broached the subject?

Oh, you know what? I just ran into Newman in the hall.

catholics on transubstantiation It's like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer

I really do look a lot like your friend Tom

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- I do too. - What, your sad little horsies?

And you must look… exactly like Adam

Okay, look, the gum isn't cutting it for me.