HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Dramatic or comedic?
I gotta go see this thing.
All right, we're going now. Bye-bye.
Flash of lightning, Elaine.
You stink. You suck. We like magic.
transubstantiation is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer
She's quite a...handsom woman
...and passed it off as his own and I can prove it.
All right, starting now!
And you're on the fringe of the humor business.
Quick Elaine! To my Archives!
It's the perfect cover for a money laundering operation.
No new clients ... ... starting NOW
But what is the comment?
You know what? You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Untalented. She's always inviting me to see her...
How short?
I met with their cartoon editor...
...because it's about me. Well, all right, it's not just about me.
You've got to shut up Kramer
...until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
Jerry, 94 percent of communication is nonverbal.
And you must look exactly like Adam
I just came from tap. I'm all:
So Susan’s dead
Okay, okay.
No, no, I thought the show was terrific.
She doesn't look like Jerry. She doesn't look like anybody.
Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy...
- A pun? - I don't think so.
I like the kitty
Elaine, have you been talking to her?
I know.
Why did you have to say anything to her?
You know, everything with you has to be so jokey.
Hey, Sally, you stink. You should give up acting.
- Then why did you print it? - I like the kitty.
Do you hate me?
- Oh, do tell, sir. - It's a Ziggy.
...and encouraged you to stick with it?
I'm sorry. I haven't spoken in days.
...but it certainly wasn't this.
I had to stay up all night...