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Remember, yes or no?
She's... My wife... my wife, she's...
A hostess?
Say, Lester, I need you to pull the file on Sam Hess.
(SIRENS BLARING)
Why?
Yeah, Dad, super embarrassing.
(LESTER GRUNTS)
(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
What the heck?
Sir, I'm going to give your spot...
Been doing this a long time.
Yeah, it's me.
Sweet. You brush your teeth? Over.
I should get back to it.
We're supposed to be at my mom's by 4:00.
the morgue is full of guys thought they didn't need life insurance.
Could I have a sip?
What do you mean?
Yeah.
I just wanted to have a look at you.
It just... I guess I embarrassed him in front of his boys.
I was just talking to your boys.
At least take a look.
You went to high school with a black man, Dad?
Sam? No way. Mmm-mmm.
Wait just a second.
Sweet! Yeah, not those.
Lester, he put you in a barrel and rolled you on the road.
He bullies you again in front of his children.
He was in a whorehouse.
Stolen merchandise charges and the like.
(LORRAINE YELPS)
Did you...
(LESTER PANTING)
Just bought a summer house up Bear Island.
King-sized bed, view of the lake, you name it.
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, heard that.
Well, now, no one's calling anyone a criminal.
LESTER: Okay.
You got a name picked out? (LAUGHS)
How do you feel about that?
Are not! Mom said...
You know, broken collarbone. Got his bell rung pretty good.
are... less inclined to shoot a hostess
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to call me.
Pearl is gonna be home soon and...
Yeah, it's real sweet.
Yeah? Hmm.
I said, step out of the car.
I was standing up to the... I was...
Do you need this to look like an accident?
Homicide.
went out to the parking lot.
(SIGHS)
Dad...