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now i see how you do it.
You don't say.
But you're not a man, Lester.
Or what if I kept spiders or mice?
Kicked in another field goal. Over.
Jeez.
Yeah, that's me. Just one second.
Is Sam dead?
She said that massaging breaks the muscle down,
You a truck driver?
Well, what should I do?
Rain check on the fishing?
Sure.
But I'm scared... (TURNS OFF RADIO)
Is that what they call it? Yeah.
Could be.
(CRYING)
Excuse me, miss?
Listen, on second thought, I think I'm gonna head into work.
You don't say.
Wowzers
(INDISTINCT TALK)
What... what I'm saying is
I pissed in his gas tank.
That“ In a court of law...
It's supposed to get down to negative 10 tonight, I hear.
Yeah. See, we know from the wreck that whoever was driving
I'm a police officer, Dad.
Murder, they're saying. Stabbed to death is what I heard.
Why do you let her talk to you like that?
On who now?
than, say, an officer of the law.
Lester, on the ground!
He said it was just...
Steak big as a catcher's mitt.
Car never drove straight again.
Pick me up, huh?
You know, guys at work,
Hmm.
I mean, it's pretty sweet, huh?
Took the whole team down to Duluth Tuesday.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Hmm.
it was just a misunderstanding.
Yeah, she's a peach.
Sam Hess?
Who wants to know?
Or a little girl.
Once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
see where things go from there.
Obliged. Mmm.
Says the two was thick as thieves.
Come on. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
What difference does that make?
You should have told me it was so heavy.
No, she's at my brother's.
What was his name again... the other fella?
We should have canceled.
(TELEPHONE RINGING FAINTLY)
When somebody asks about one of your coworkers
Oh, God.
What happened? Over.