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Yeah, mister, what do you want?
Chief, I'm over at the hospital.
We're having a baby, Vern.
If I was any kind of man, I'd have shown that Sam what's what.
I'm gonna sing at his funeral.
What if I had bacteria?
We... we... we... we... We're just two fellas talking, right?
Urinating in the gas tank
Anyway...
Kitty said they just got one of those fancy European all-in-ones.
Well, you got your bright white, your snow white...
'Cause she says the fella with the head injury
No, I mean it's finally sinking in.
Me?
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
plus a heck of a lot more.
Why is it not good to dwell on these things,
Jeez! Just stay here with Ma.
I guess that he pees in it at night.
He was telling me about a time where he and my wife, they were...
Thinking of doing some ice fishing this weekend.
A boy, we're hoping.
That's what I said. We had a good laugh.
Yeah, it's one more... Yes, one more time.
(SAM SIGHS)
Molly found a wreck out on 71.
Chaz says we have to open his horizons.
Nope, I'm good.
But I'm gonna ask you again. What the heck do you want?
Of course.
Ma, don't talk like that.
You take that back.
Won't stop drawing on the walls,
Threw up a bit ago.
Lester, listen to me very carefully.
Come on in. Chaz is working the ham.
(MACHINE RUMBLING)
Next thing is...
Like, angry?
Sir, do you have a pet or not?
What did you do?
it's not good to dwell on these things.
Yeah, well, he's dead. (SIGHS)
GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over.
You know, I've been looking for more help in the restaurant.
Sir, it's real busy.
But that don't mean the dragons aren't there.
Me, too. Yeah, trucking company's doing super.
You know, she gave me a tug once.
Yeah?
I hadn't had a lot of sleep the night before.
Requesting back up. 613 Willow Creek...
their older brothers.
(SAM CHOKING) (GASPS)
maybe they're connected, huh?
Salesmen make their own wins.
I'll tell you there.
Is there anything else you need there?
Come on. That's... not how I may or may not be feeling.
Goes from my ass to the ground just like the other.
The, um... lady that Hess was with
The baby's room should have a new coat, don't you think?
Please! Please?
I mean maybe we will be someday.
Thanks but no thanks, in other words.
Maybe wear a nicer tie.
(ALL LAUGH)
He must have really loved that boy.