Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose.

I cried the night you made that up.

And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...

Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian.

You mean you stole it!

...after the kids are asleep.

So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

Rachel's not here.

I am so glad that you could come over tonight.

Smelly cat, smelly cat

That's a good thing because he used to make me rehearse with him.

Mine too. Did your dad also make you watch the Mr. Universe contest?

Understanding a little more of why you're single.

...who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

I still have a fever? Are you sure that thing's working right?

I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.

Didn't you play soccer in high school?

No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.

Stay home if you’re sick

How's the soup?

Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number.

It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but...