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Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
Hey, bud. Hi.
You are going to die.
They may even become friends.
That's, uh, Lauren S-- Lauren? Lauren Scott?
You are shining like a bright light.
To no mistakes. To no mistakes.
I think there--
Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
Smooth operator
- Hello. - How are--? Unh-- Unh-- Unh--
Okay, I think I'm ready.
Oh, so horny
And I am going to convince him that he is loved...
So has he told you? What?
Oh, my goodness. it's a....
What? it's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
Yeah. Yeah. Right. So do you want a serious answer?
Sabotage
Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
Sushi for one.
Mm.
I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
- Lauren-- - No, you shut up.
- Oh, yeah. - No.
All right.
Well, I have seen it. Mm-hm.
Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
Oh, my God. He is hot too.
Emily. What am I down with?
Excuse me. ls there something I can help you with?
You recognize this? Yes.
Okay. Bye.
Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
Yeah. Yeah.
And we've been hangin' out
Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
lt doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
Hey. it's Steve.
No! What are you doing? No!
Yeah. Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please. Whoo-woo!
Now I've got a woman
He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.
TRlSH Which one? FDR.
I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
ls this what I think it is?
What? Grounded?
Oh, my God. This is not happening.
...and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
Yeah, go on. lf you would, thanks, yeah. Okay.
Who's Uncle Frank?
Yeah.
What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
And it is a really good choice. Mm.
No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. Sure?
Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
Okay, Tuck. Mm-hm.
Me love you long time
Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? it's a Boston terrier.
Let's get out of here.
lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. it's a game.
You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference--
I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...
I'm not this kind of girl.
A brave man once said to me, Pain is weakness leaving the body.
ETA five minutes.
...let me explain. Let me explain.
I don't think it heated up fast enough.
I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle
All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by
That the time? Yeah, I got that thing.
She's got a magic spell on me
How far exactly?
...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
...we, um....
I didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.
lt's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
He just used the kid.