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- but I win. - No, you don't.
Yeah, it's just, it's the only place with room.
Jared: God, there's something beautiful
Uh, no, was I supposed to?
- She did? - Yup.
Well, mistake on my part.
Shit. I mean, Dan's gonna find out.
has been told many times to look before you leap.
Fuck you right in your little asshole,
when you start saving 25 percent on your data storage.
Yeah, the new Internet. We came up with that together,
just wondering if there was something better.
(both moaning)
thought that video chat was the best use of our compression.
Care to go three for three?"
I love the smell of fresh Spackle and hope.
I hear you, and yet...
but what brought him to us in the first place,
I can't believe I jeopardized the entire company with my dick.
Fuck. We had a merge error.
(clicking)
What do you mean, I'm looking for something to do?
Listen baby you're getting hitched and I was born to roam
so... it's approved.
And if it's okay with Dan, it's fine with me.
We were a... a video chat company for a while.
Go ahead.
I can't do this... anymore.
And I like the balls on you.
Uh, you know what?
is currently sitting in your unfinished waiting area.
Ladies.
- Mm-hmm? - "Listen, baby...
Man: I think a few other firms are coming.
♪ Every time I go out, I think I found my wife ♪
(sighs)
♪ ♪
I'm not buying it.