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(chuckles) I'm sure it was magnificent.
It's okay. I know what you're dealing with.
- (music playing on speakers) - (engine revs)
Who the fuck are you?
It was such a bad thing to have done.
- Are you in love? - What?
and you actually said the word "gulp"?
So, I will come back and get my stuff when you're gone.
I need to call Tara.
I'd like to look at my phone.
we can dispense with the mindless chitchat.
(whizzing)
And... if it's fine with her, then I guess the deal is fine with me,
But, Richard, I need you
And, what, I'm gonna say to all my friends, like,
Okay, it's insurance. It's not ideal,
Besides, she's going to bat for us.
I really wish I could, but my dick is the abacus
Oh, shut the fuck up.
All of our information is on both phones.
And, look, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
about testing your first alpha.
No, you didn't. Fuck you.
I believe the answer to that question...
- Fuck yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it was just all elbows.
I don't need to waste any more of your time with this.
and so I named one. That was my idea, you were just standing there.
and if she doesn't think you add any real value,
and now what do you think he's gonna do to me, huh?
I win. I win. I win!
and not in the beautiful way, like Grandpa and Pedro.
Listen, uh, I think I know what he's gonna say,
but did I do something wrong?
Oh. It's Montana, actually.
keep your dick out of the equation?