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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Sad.
Ready to kick it up a notch?
You okay?
I've got to get tenure.
Well...
I choose to do
that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.
I'm well-versed in academic politics,
but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure.
wanted to say hi and... (pants)
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
Got it. (chuckles)
Good.
like you guys are brown-nosing the tenure committee,
You could talk some smack about his mother.
Well, get ready for the complete works of Jackie Chan.
(coughing): So is tenure.
that I got tenure at Caltech.