Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So this is our crime lab. It's where we analyze genetic evidence.

- That's what a rim job is, Nick. - Exactly.

Finally. Now we can watch our first porn.

I mean, maybe if it's animated, we can get away with it.

- Did he OD on heroin? - Heroin? No.

Holy crap, is it chubby EMO man riding a blonde hair girl like blue‘s clues, genius girl is rubbing two penises, an emo girl ponytail eating sausage Fat emo man riding a emo blonde hair girl, girl two penises

Hold on. Aren't you coming over?

- Does that sound gay? - Um...

Why would that guy be in a... Oh, it's quite big.

These horny fucks are so fast.

So let me get this straight:

In fact, check your mons.

Oh, please. You call that a zit?

Women are dying!

That's Carole from my Curves gym who yells at me for not being female.

♪ And he died with his eyes open wide ♪

which is basically birth control. Ha ha!

- That's not really Missy. - How do you know?

and I watch you marry a guy named Joel.

Hey, guys. Check it out, my first zit.

No, I have plans. I'm-- I'm going to my, um, aunt's wedding.

What if we let it be known that Cantor Dina, as a snack,

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh, Andrew, we need to get this kid outta here, like, right now.

- Sure, but I only ride bareback. - Oh, yeah, great.

He's the king. 'Cause, you know, he's a good king.

In fact, you can trace erotica

You know, my dad called your dad about being his divorce lawyer.

My friend Booger Wheeler got left by a lady.

He's addicted to pornography.

It's from my Dracula costume from two years ago. Halloween.

[alarm clock buzzing]

I mean, the only downside is the dick splinters.

Bring them to me.

there's also footage of you tossing dozens of jizz-soaked socks

but your boy here is a perverted killer, ma'am.

Video changed the game, and for a while flicks helped us fap.

That's not mine. That's the hormone monster's.

but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly.