Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What are you talking about? - This house sucks.

[doorbell ringing]

But this isn't real.

- Oh, come on, please. What about the zit? - Oh, right. Yeah, let me see that.

I'm your fucking lawyer, and you're fucking going home, fucknuts.

[sobbing] Missy!

Yes, son. Do you have a question?

And, finally, the mother of all pornovations...

Why is your aunt going to a baseball game the day after her wedding?

What's wrong, buddy? What's in there?

and didn't ask a single question.

That don't make no never mind to me.

Hey, great. It's Mickey, Paulie, and all the gals.

[grunts] I think we need to start accepting and enjoying.

I just wanna, like, do something to it.

- Oh, thanks. - Thank you.

He's not fine. A cardiologist knows a broken heart.

She deserves it.

Sir, I gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi

I guess the smell of pickled herring will hide the scent of your seed.

What if we don't go home?

Boys, take the boat and go on without me. I'll hold off the Stallion.

- Andrew? - [Svetlana] I want you.

Okay, kids, let's see those profiles.

You're not a sex freak. You're a sweet guy.

Amazing. Oh, but this site says I need to be 18.

You want me to teach you how to masturbate?

Sorry, can you just shift a little bit? My leg is cramping.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

Tom says spank me like the bitch I am add says you haven't fucked with the jews before have you

- [shattering] - Oh, boy.

But he wants it over the desk because he's a bad little bitch.

So can you take your clothes off?

It's just all loose tortilla chips.

Also, look at her feet. She got those dildo feet.

Oh, Andrew. Are you sick? Have you lost a lot of fluids?

I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there.

I have a go-bag right here.

Isn't that basically just like child pornography?

Oh, boy. Guy Bilzerian is gonna destroy your mom.

We are your curly new pals.

living that horndog life, whoop-whoop! But this is pure compulsion.