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Claire and I were at a stalemate on the water feature.
When you find a better way to keep my socks up, let me know.
By the way, we couldn't get the powder room fixtures you wanted. What? Why?
Whoa!
Gloria and Manny left me alone with Joe,
Okay. Let's start with this baby right here. What are we lookin' at, huh?
that I like to call "the number dump."
Okay. Shh!
Mmm. Yeah.
You're next. And what were you two doing in the mall anyway?
in something bigger and more expensive.
Well, that happens to women of a certain age, like with my mom.
All right. Sorry, sweetheart.
Sorry, buddy, but I already committed to spending the afternoon with Joe...
because you know that you were caught in a lie.
Oh! For the last few months,
I knew I shouldn't have poured you that second scotch.
I let Claire think she's in charge.
It's so good. It is so good.
Stupid thing!
I'm not, but I am enjoying this little show tremendously, so thank you.
That's true.
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