Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have been ordered to bring it to the coast,

are all worked up about it.

Colonel, the sub just sent this.

Don't worry, Colonel.

Who said I was going to the Russian front?

Major Hauser, may I inquire

at approximately 2100 hours.

Stand natural, please.

Colonel Schneider is on his way to Berlin.

Maybe it's some kind of a new secret weapon.

There you are, mate. I'm sorry about that.

I thought you might want the credit.

This is a catastrophe!

Making hand-grenade paperweights.

Do you think a board of inquiry is going to believe...?

we need some orders from Burkhalter to Klink.

Perhaps you can do something with it, Dr. Schneider?

Carter, tell Schultz one of our men is missing.

Little Miss Muffet moving tuffet 48 hours.

Matter of fact, I'm very fond of caviar.

Little Red Riding Hood calling Big Bad Wolf.

I found it a little earlier.

No, hands at your side.

You mean we got to wait

and then back to the routine

They never pressed changes.

The wind blew our chutes away from M-14

Somebody's coming.

you may speak with absolute security.

You could have been shot and-and-and everything.

Colonel Klink is going to be Kommandant of the Year.

what your mission is?

I can assure you, sir, it's absolutely safe.