Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me.

- How about English? - Psychology.

but your friend here is so much more dangerous.

Classic Winger.

who was willing to stay buried

I didn't like the number. 555? It's derivative.

Sit in your chair. Complete the table.

We're putting Greendale in your hands.

and Jeff Winger into an attorney

Your job is not to hand out degrees.

- Depressed? - I'm on sabbatical.

Okay! So sue me!

it's a place that you can do it.

Rhonda, why are you wearing Jeff Winger's...

I will figure out why later.

- Yeah, working hard. - Ah, yes.

I doubt this is a coincidence.

I need Marvin's records to prove that he was irresponsibly educated.

with Shirley's Sandwiches.

Tell 'em how it took you 30 minutes

I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia.

You haven't paid the rent of our apartment in two months.

Or opening a zoo where the humans are in cages

It's the number of my business.

They seriously rehired a teacher

Greendale! Greendale!

I push pens, Britta.