Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, you were a real Hallmark card before.

- No, you can just sign it. - Okay.

This coming from the guy who's had

Take it from a man with no legal right to be there.

What have they done to our home?

It turns idiots into bridge-collapsers

That's insane, and I'm Abed.

You trust-funded, body-sprayed, Eli-Roth-DVD owner...

After everything scrubs did for him?

to see the Pierce Hawthorne Museum of Gender Sensitivity

And that would be bad because...

then what could we possibly do about it?

For how much money?

See, he does a voice-over wrap-up at the end of every episode.

I'll take it from here.

Nobody else deserves it.

Oh, sorry, Alan. Change of daddies.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped

and I figured you had careers to get started.

Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take?

This place ruins lives.

Abed, I know what makes you off-putting, but why are you here?