Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Narrator] As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet...
who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away...
as I am lowered into his grave.
Here he comes.
This is really happening.
The Army had a half day
Buster finds out about the death of Captain Kangaroo.
Happy Birthday.... And a year closer to death
Tupac's alive. He's hiding in the attic.
Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians.
- Yeah? - I'm great.
She's really funny.
When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen...
Because he loved magic so very much.
- Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom.
Black humor.
- So you actually did break up with her? - She broke up with me.
How many times do I gotta tell this kid? Itemized receipts!
- You had that idea? - Well, basically.
Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know.
she could emancipate.
[Gob] Something's gone wrong.
for the same hole.
Why Sal? So you can fly away from your feelings?
The will. We have to get the will.
Yeah. For Dad's birthday.
I used to use Dad's death to get me going.
Don't turn me in. Okay? Can you help me out?
- to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close.
bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box.
No, his girlfriend, from me.
I can still hear him now: Who left the cap off my- [Bleeps] Glisten?