Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. So, we should probably leave in a half hour.

I'm never coming back to O.C. Now, if you and Dad want to move to, I don't know,

You've got to admit, it sounds kind of strange.

Look, you're getting what you wanted I'm moving in with you.

Hey, Cal. Always a pleasure, although, if I may, why we meeting in a parking garage?

- Seth Ezekiel. - Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

See? A kid doesn't need to be in Portland to be distant.

I'm just trying to figure out the best way for him to realize that.

You can't spend my entire life telling me everything that's wrong with Newport,

It's just a checkup, you know?

My mom gave it to me. It's my getaway car.

- You're killing your mother and she is killing me.

- You're not part of their family? - Not anymore.

and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.

For the record, I don't believe you, but for Marissa's sake, I'll pretend to.

No, no, it'll only make things worse.

- Too, uh, Village People? - Exactly.

Uh, okay, you'll really like this one.

- Jimbo, how goes it? - It goes fantastic.

and, this is the teenage version of that.

Ah, not quite yet. I just signed up to teach more sailing lessons through September.

My neighbors have started to refer to my home as The Man Hole.

It's nothing. It's my blood-thinning medication. Sometimes it makes me feel...

I have had enough of your hippie-parenting, psycho-babble.

- Hey, I'm sorry I missed that. - Hey, what happened to you last night?

- I don't work Saturdays. - No, my doctor's appointment.

I think that maybe we should see this as a sign

Well, at least I know you're safe here. It's better than dragging you home

How's that two-for-one special on brooding young men?

When you're 18 and you've saved up enough money, you can move

- I can't push you to come back. - So you're letting me stay?

I, uh, peeled your orange for you.

This guy must have been 300 pounds and he wanted to drop his ski.

- What about you, man? - Just keep teaching sailing, hang with Luke.

- So you gonna go to Portland? - No, I can't.

- Six weeks. - Well, in the meantime...

or they're building one hell of a case.

- Dude, when are you going to give up the sports games? - Why would I do that?