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I get hired by the British Royal Navy to-to-to sail with them
- That's great, man. - Yeah, it's awesome.
*You got me all wrong*
- Hey, Dad, is dinner ready yet? - I got the grill going. And we've got another guest.
I believe that was just a convenient excuse to leave us for round two.
- Please don't. - Because we're friends.
- I haven't heard anything from any of my friends at the DA's office. - It doesn't make any sense.
Oh, and don't ever get married,
No, no, I, um...
Freaked out a little bit, pawned my boat for cash, took a Greyhound to Portland.
- So put your storm windows in, if you know what I mean. - That bad, huh?
What are you talking about? You can't ground me.
I, uh, and I want to say to you what
You don't want me to come home.
Maybe she can save her sister from drowning in self-pity.
You know, they don't even have a water polo team here?
Newport is your home, like it or not.
this is me yousef
And yet so full.
So you're just going to hang up on...
So, we've knocked down the retaining wall to allow for more flow.
That's good. All right, thanks for the ride.
Well, it didn't happen. It's, it's a long story.
This has gone on long enough.
Dude. You need to close on Jane before the summer's over.
- You took a bus? - Yeah, but don't say it like that. It was a local.
I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't
- So you going up there? - Yeah, I've always liked Luke.
Well, maybe there's somebody else he'll talk to.
Okay? Have you ever been on one of those? Not for the faint of heart.
- Be careful what you wish for. - Thanks.