Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-But he has it in a sling. -That's right.
A 400-yard drive.
Oh, l see.
He'll be along.
-What is that? -l'm in the same trouble l was...
Don't overdo it. These guys are pretty smart.
Hi, Jeannie. Jeannie, what--?
Whatever made you do a thing like that?
You're going to use a putter?
Excuse me, general.
Well, Merry Christmas from your friendly golf instructor, Roger.
General, l happen to know he doesn't even play golf.
Hey, listen, do you two wanna laugh? You won't believe this.
-Major Nelson. -Dr. Bellows.
Maybe later on, if he doesn't need me, l could take you for a drive...
Someone's in for a big surprise Saturday.
-Knees together. -Knees together.
You should have seen the expression on Dr. Bellows' face.
Well, it's very simple. You take a tee like this, you see, and you--
You think you can follow that, general?
...and his aide are flying down here next week.
l wish you luck, general.
Why, he's right. The kind of golf we were privileged...
Well, let's see how you can putt, huh?
Major, put your feet a little farther apart.
Yes, l always use a putter on a lie like this.
-Feet apart. -Feet apart.
l'm the professional here.
And if l do play, he's gonna kill me.
You never know when a miracle is gonna happen, do you?
Boy, that's one golf match l would have loved to have seen.
...some very important papers to him at the country club.
Yes. Yes, you might say that, sir.
No, no, sir. l couldn't allow you to do that.
-...General Peterson's arm? -No, no, my arm.