Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's more to life than partying?

a woman all you young ones can look up to...

Gnomeo and Juliet.

Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!

Mom, Dad, I I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.

You guys, don't buy this stuff.

Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.

Everybody's so fucking lame.

What the fuck is that?

Let me out of here!

Paris is gonna rock his world.

Oh yeah?! I challenge you to a whore-off!

Oh, I wanna take Mr. Biggles with me.

Chris, is she serious?

I mean, sure, if a man wants to be a whore, it's "normal,"

Oh that troublemaking son of ours!

fuck you whatever your name is,

Oh Jezuth, Jezuth Christh!

Honey, I didn't work to become a whore, I was born a whore.

play money, losable cellphone, and sixteen hits of exstacy.

I'm the real whore, and I'm telling you, it isn't great.

Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.

But, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal,"

Loo loo loo Apple sauce mmmmmm