Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at me, Richie. Look at me.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

I realized this stuff seems to happen...

- (LAUGHS) - RICHIE: Run, Stanley!

Ed says they slice the tip of your (STUTTERS) dick off.

So, there's this church full of Jews, right?

- [ Ben Groans ] - [ Stanley Gasps ]

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

turn to the crowd and say, "Where's the beef?"

or the woman I keep seeing.

We have to help him.

(PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING)

(METALLIC CLANKING)

BILL: You okay?

HOSTESS: How about you?

all the bad things that happen in this town

- Okay, one, two, three. - Do not touch me!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

RICHIE: I already won! We already won!

RICHIE: You went to the library?

(STUTTERS) Beverly was right.

VICTOR: Fuck you, losers!

Can you smell desserts in circus georgie ?

You punched me in the face.

- (STUTTERS) We were attacked, Mrs. K. - No. Don't.

EDDIE: Shut up, Richie.

Now take this down before your mother sees it.

(GRUNTING MANIACALLY)

I'm Beverly Marsh.

Next time you wanna take something from my office...

RICHIE: Ah, fuck! What was that?

(STUTTERING) or Bill seeing Georgie

Rock war! (GRUNTS)

EDDIE: Come on, guys! Let's get 'em!

(STUTTERS) I should get up there.

VOICE: (WHISPERING) You found us, Patrick.

(SOBBING SOFTLY)

(LIGHT BUZZING)

actually trying to protect me were my friends.

- GIRL: Pathetic. - (SIGHS)

This is what us locals call the Kissing Bridge.

Get the fuck up!

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm sorry but the only people that were

It's your fault.

Or is there a secret password or something?

I actually think it will end.

I know what I'm doing for my summer experience essay.

Take me home, Billy.

you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee. So...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Without your boat?

BEN: There were rumors of Indians,

(CONTINUES STUTTERING) Shit!

and I charted out all the big events.

"January embers"

You know, the bugs that come out once every 17 years.

STANLEY: They say they found part of his hand

Oh, fuck! We gotta get out of here!

EDDIE: She didn't say anything. Okay. Okay.

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?! Oh wow! clown very funny:)

My aunt, she says I can stay for as long as I want, so...

Way, way worse.

Verne, I told you to unhook the chain.

EDDIE: Okay, I'm starting to get itchy now

EDDIE: The Black Spot was a nightclub

(CHILDREN SINGING)

I AM DESTRUCTOR! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

But how do you amputate a waist?

EDDIE: I need to focus right now. RICHIE: You need to focus?

The secret of nimh!

RICHIE: Come on, let's get the fuck out of here! Come on!

Derry's not like any town I've ever been in before.

GEORGIE: What took you so long?

(BALLOONS POPPING)

(WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)

and you will all live to grow and thrive

I need to show you something.

Get it, Georgie.

- Sorry, Mom, I gotta go save my friends. - (SOBBING) Eddie!

Are you doing womanly things down in the woods with those boys?

It's in the house on Neibolt Street.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING IN DISTANCE)

Isn't it summer vacation?

Nowhere. Not every fucking plant is poison ivy, Stanley.

RICHIE: Yeah. Yeah, turn it off. Turn it off!

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

The secret of nimh!

RICHIE: What the fuck?

Just let me show you something first.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

おいしい、おいしい、美しい恐怖！

Beats spending it inside of your mother.

but no sign of an attack.

But if we stick together,

(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)

Three, but my brother's my best best.

Yeah, it's summer. We should be outside.

If my mom finds out I bought all this stuff for myself...

Aren't you guys coming in?

It can't be real, Richie.

"He thrusts his fists against...

- Fuck off! - STANLEY: Richie, stop.

WOMAN: It burns!

When I first moved here, I didn't have anyone to hang out with,

RICHIE: She was just here. Where the fuck did she go?

ANNOUNCER: Oh, no. Give a big round of applause!

[ Painful Scream ]

My mom's friend in New York City got it by touching a dirty pole on the subway.

(OFFICER BOWERS GROANING)

- [ Pennywise Cackling ] - [ Frightened Moan ]