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Oliver.
Hello.
- Oh, Graham. - Whoa!
I know you think I'm very boring, you know.
How are you feeling?
Are you making this up?
I decided to soften the blow with some light arson.
Thanks very much for today. You've been fantastic.
The only time I saw him enthral a room
I'm busy tonight.
She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up.
Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually. Yeah, I can do that. Excellent.
It's still a thing, though. It had life.
Yes.
♪ But last night I looked up into
Is there anything I can help you with there?
Don't get cocky.
♪ But last night I looked up
♪ From the bottom to the top
Right, now, now, now.
and let them do their business,
- if you know what I mean. - Thanks.
- They loved it. - Did you enjoy it?
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. It's racist.
I can only assume the subject of wife-swapping was raised
♪ But if you are, I am quite all right
- Do you? - Yeah.
Candlelit vigils.
- I can? - You'd better.
♪ But they want the world on a dessert spoon
That's not mad.
You don't know me at all.
No.
I find that the only way to get through life
OK, let's think about that for a minute.
- Your pupils are huge. - It's dark.
"What kind of young person am I?"
♪ But I'm quite all right hiding tonight
Is that what you wear to lounge around?
The celebrations are really kicking in, right?
I thought it'd be like a film where the girl turns round and it's not the...
- How? - They do.
I'm going to bed.
This was a vivid memory of youth that I would cherish when I was old and frail.
Wanker!
Oliver, what are you doing?
I like the whole colour coding thing.
OK. Now take out the diary and write today's date.
Well, you should get along then, I suppose.
presenting on the Open University.
I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38 but...
see how it goes, really.
Yes. No, no. Well, you know, I am.
♪ And I thought I'd seen the light
- I've gotta go home. - OK, cool. You should go home.
In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene.
- It might not. - Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft.
I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend seriously.
And I want you to know we really appreciate you trying to help.
Why are you doing this?