Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mum's getting the bus.

I can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day while Dad helps her pack.

♪ And so was your food

- I really don't know. - I wouldn't. This is stupid.

This is not what you signed up for.

during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.

I'll think about it.

- Ooh. - Just say it, gay boy.

I feel shrunken, as if there's a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me

Just try not to crack the spines or burn them.

I mean, it was just unlucky that you were there and that you fell in.

Not too long ago, I discovered an empty bottle of anti-depressants,

OK, I got into a fight.

No, of course, I'm sorry. I just...

Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd?

I can picture her telling Jackie at work

We've lost our virginity but it wasn't like losing anything.

But did you prefer it long?

♪ Looking for a new place to begin

The one where it's getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana.

- Jordana is a slut. - No.

Yeah, course it will.

Every night I come to the same place

What a lovely little chat. You're doing so well.

- Then why did they write it? - Kiss me.

♪ And you can leave off my lid

- What? - I always leave it too late.

- I don't know what's in it. - I think you do.

♪ I have been searching from the bottom to the top

♪ And I can hear you through my window

♪ And win a prize even if it's rigged

and never knew quite what to do with his hands.

- Oh. - It's difficult.

How important is light?

good night and erm...well done!

I split up with Kim-Lin.

He was the first person in our village to install double glazing.

Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes.

She's moderately unpopular, which makes a romance between us more likely.

♪ And have time to play

He needed someone he could talk to.

I think light is probably the most important gift we have

., flipping coins...

And no-one can do a thing about it.

She'll be in no mood to put out any more.

Thanks for living up a fucking hill.

Please, Chip, shut up.

Kim-Lin and I would love to take you and Lloyd, ..

- Er... - Or short like now?

Because they've forgotten, right?

- Oh, not really... - Hey.

I could drink your blood.

Fine. I'm gay, I'm very gay.

Why don't the three of you just go and see some tat at the Odeon?

and taking gateway drugs in shopping malls.

The shocked faces of my classmates.

- It was a silly thing to do. - Mm.

- Gene. - What?

♪ About stars, girl

and then get a towel and bloody dry yourself off, and go about your day.

Well, that's the challenge I'm giving you this term.

- Do not admit that. - Shut up, Chips.

I thought it gentlemanly to escort Jordana home.

Mum normally just gets a trim from her work colleague Jackie.

I don't know. Probably a lake or a river nearby.

That's just something to bear in mind.

I've already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory.