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just had a really shitty day.
I mean, how did it go  with the police this morning?
-It's super amazing. -Yeah.
Jen, I'm so sorry.
[speaking in Greek]
I mean, I remember wanting to. But, no, I didn't take one.
Yeah.
♪ Anyone ♪
[Jen] Yeah.
-What scanner? -I told her there was no scanner.
saying that, "My life has fallen apart," or, "My wife left me,"
What if she knows? What if they already put the piece through the scanner?
I can't think of this as half-finished anymore.
Well, she's probably with that asshole, Steve.
Like, really needed you.
-What? -Uh-huh!
[retches]
-With what? Her leather allergy? -Yes, actually.
Uh... [speaking Greek]
[woman gasps]
Well, that's what you get for not wearing any underwear with floppy shorts
I'm so sorry, I really... I should take myself to bed. I'm just...
I let you talk about it for, like, two seconds.
But not because I'm a jack-off? [mutters mockingly]
It's me. Uh...
No, I just... I just think I deserve this day.
And they all attribute it to stealing a rock from that place.
♪ Still I'll be there for you ♪
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