Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, it's so sad. -No, this is not sad.

It's kind of, like, the worst thing you could possibly do.

or, "I lost my job."

-It does. -[woman] It does.

I know you did.

All right. I'm gonna shower.

-You promise? -Yeah.

[Christopher] I hear you. But that deck!

Because they asked you not to take them.

No, I did not, Steve.

-[doorknob rattling] -Are you okay?

Don't be so hard on yourself.

You were with Steve, weren't you?

-What? -It's that.

I wouldn't be too sure of that. I don't believe in deserves.

It's a 1966 Mustang. Isn't that weird?

-I'm so sorry. I'm such an asshole. -I needed you today.

[woman] Wood, Wood & Wood. How can I help you?

I have tried to be a good friend to you.

♪ Oh, but anyone ♪

The whole "I hope this new guy can take care of you the way I did."

[both chuckling]

-Are you ready? -Fine. Sure.

You okay, sweetheart?

Why? Where is it?

I've been thinking about having this conversation with you for years.

This is from Shandy Addams, the girl that found Ted.