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I mean, who doesn't want an HJ from their cousin?
Here's what I've learned as a PI.
- Pappy?
- Why? "dang" is bad
Being a Boyle is about more than blood.
- Nothing unusual at all.
- What's going on is that you were trying to manipulate me,
"Time flies when God pulls down his pants
He confessed. - Doesn't matter.
- Not to a Boyle.
- Pappy Boyle was 93.
Where'd you come from?
And everything's set for the funeral?
I'm in. -
- That sounds needlessly confusing.
I'm kidding.
- Uh, a lot of groin talk for a eulogy.
Sam offered to step in. I'll have him do it.
The original Boyle family sourdough starter,
- I brought a coffin to my nana's funeral on a whim,
Maybe he was right.
Once he sees what other trash is out there,
- Good morning, Cousin Sam. I love you.
Now, come on.
and you'd never seen so many dripping wet cousins
You just have to think of something sad.
Have you seen "The Queen's Gambit"?
- Mm-hmm. And was there anything
I just have to get around the barn and--
Remember, I'm not a real Boyle.
- Ah. Hey, man.
- Oh, my.
have said fleshy toe pads
we might as well investigate.
This is ridiculous. I love Charles.
- He's in the barn, and he looks adorable.
He went to business school in New York.
And I'm starting to worry that I might lose to him.
- Why not take a hair from every Boyle?
Gentlemen...
- He's gushing!
We'd like to ask you a few questions.
- Are you kidding? It's beautiful.
Let's go poke some holes in Lyndon's story.
- Yeah, he's the One True Boyle.
- Of a man who you all loved dearly.
and I found something.
the report was gonna take a week
Anyway, thanks for coming with me to the funeral.
We heard raised voices.
by one-eighth.
I'm going for it.