Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I live in Poughkeepsie.
and there's only one person who stands to profit.
- All right. A man has been poisoned,
He's headed towards you.
but it is I who manipulated you.
I went to get the Grandmother Dough.
They had to get a new tech.
And I realized,
And now, checkmate.
and I just sit at home playing "Animal Crossing."
But he just ignored me.
- Sam Boyle, I love you.
- And finally, Sam who made sure we all knew the results.
- We will.
- I just gave you a series of eight poses,
- Not anymore.
Twice-removed Boyles are a total clown show,
You should make a grand romantic gesture.
- DNA results are in.
- Yes. But also thanks to Muffin,
It's written everywhere.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
And then Lyndon said... - Good night.
- Oh, this looks good.
- We wanted to apologize.
Relationships end in unsatisfying ways every day.
I'm so sorry about your great-uncle Pappy.
They're affectionate and smart.
What? - You heard me.
I mean, he went through puberty at 13,
the murderer before Charles asks about the DNA results.
Like that episode of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
What the hell are you doing?
From the woman who loves Nancy Meyers movies?
Clearly you're lying about something.
- What are you getting at?
- Oh. Godspeed.