Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Senator Jeff Lerner will be here.

[footsteps approaching]

and we thank you for your courage and your service.

You're breathing weird. It's, uh, making me uncomfortable.

[Kate] Twenty-one.

Don't be shy. Come on. You're gonna be a god in the sky.

- We're gonna let him make a statement. - Some are saying this is a...

Dr. Randall, how are you, sir?

and you're not approaching this mission like a businessman.

Dr. Randall, you are now the Chief Science Advisor to the White House.

♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. You game?

We're very sorry, right?

And I think we're all gonna die!

[indistinct chatter on TV]

I'm just telling you the fucking truth.

It's pretty standard.

but I... assure you,

♪ You haunted every memory ♪

Especially you, Dr. Mindy, because you poll so much higher

Jason Orlean? You want Jason Orlean in that room? Huh?

According to the most recent spectrometer readings of Comet Dibiasky,

Well, sort of. I'm an astronomer.

Word is that I need you both in DC fast. Only plane I got going there is that one.

[Jason] Sit tight and assess.

You gotta be kidding me.

Shit's all fucked up.

I... I know when you have colon polyps

- Answer the question. - What's the question?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ More Afro than Rollo Coming to a fork in the road ♪

[Mindy] Yep. Everyone's watching the BASH launch.

Well, there's a bunch of stuff about their nominee not being qualified,

- Chell, of course. - [DJ Chello] Yes!

- You should be proud. - [breathes deeply] Thank you.

Jesus Christ. I'm gonna put them on speaker.

everything is theoretically impossible

[music continues playing]

- Right? - I wrote that.

Thank you. That's really sweet, honey.

some critical information concerning our mission.

...and it is what created the computer

getting-to-know-you part of relationships, so...

- [Calder] He does. - [Orlean] Yeah.

[Oglethorpe] The president should be here shortly.

[woman] You can see this spike here

Oh, gosh. Kate! Are you okay?

You better take that down about four or five notches now.

- [Brie] Yes, well, it's a... - [Mindy] Really?

People, they wanna manage the comet to create jobs.

♪ And then my dumb heart says ♪

[pensive music playing]

- [Jason] Should I... - No, I'll be fine.

- seven, six, five, four... - [all cheering]

- Yeah, honey? - Someone's here to see you.

Then I showed it to Dr. Franks at Columbia,

It's from a 14th-century poem I studied in Dartmouth.

Yo, what was that?

- Amen. - [Oglethorpe] Amen.

Fine. Give it to me. I don't give a shit anymore.

[Mindy] You know, I... I really thought I loved you.

We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and...

So many choices.

What do you say?

[alarm blaring]

- [Oglethorpe] We'll do whatever we can. - As long as you do the right thing.

[sighs] Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it.

- Wow. - [Yule] Are you laughing?

There's 100% certainty of impact.

And we have Kate Dibiasky, who the comet is named after,

[clears throat] Thank you, Madam President.

- Love you. - Thank you so much for having us.

Uh... That's a big boy.

Resign Disgrace

[indistinct chatter]

[Mindy] DC, right? Hey! Hey, Kate. [clapping]

Two glasses. Here we go again.

No. You're free to go.

and, uh, South Korea has expressed...

- Really? - Yeah, no, terrible, buddy.

...and the dead galaxy professor to Hickam Air Force base.

- That's, you know, kinda scary. - Oh! Exactly.

- [screams] - [people gasping]

You are here now. You are here now. You are here now.

- Your kid messed up bad. - I know.

and I feel a connection to you on a level that...

[Orlean] Maybe, possibly.

[Mindy] Big Doctor.

Yeah, here's the Xanax he takes for his panic attacks.

["The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays]

they've either been removed or resigned from this project,

Can't stand Orlean, either.

- I'm sorry, who is she? - Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

[Brie] Oh, yes. Well, and what a stellar cast.

Jack and Brie are so excited to have you on the show.

...how long it took for us to get...

I mean, we have a purchase, but we don't have payment,

- This is very important. - I have to go quell the natives.

but this is all quite credible.

- [sighs] Michigan State Spartans. - [Kate] Mmm.

or charming or likeable all the time.

[Mindy] You still there?

you seem to just tell me about your favorite restaurants.

- I got this. - Wrap it up?

...share this data immediately with Cambridge, Caltech and IAU.

that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.

- You can move on, Erin. - Yeah.

from Kennedy Space Center.

Which... Which, uh...

I have no shame in what I did.

Yes, I will agree.

- Sad. - [boy] Afraid.

We will prevail.

what LGBTQ Supporters have to say about Donald Trump

[cheers and applause]

♪ Your pride put out the fire In our flame ♪

at 62 miles due west off the coast of Chile.

And we are fully prepared to mobilize

It's about soldiers going off to World War II

- Devin. Yeah. - I love Devin Peters.

♪ We will see you next time ♪

- Restless leg syndrome, that's a fun one. - God.

♪ Scream like Tarzan ♪

♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

[Peter] What was that?

[sighs] That's wild.

So you can imagine. [laughing]